Something funny..

Haven't open my mail in doggone years....too busy to do so....used to frequently check my mails....so after opening it today let me share with you something i thought was quite funny. It was sent to me by bie...thanks! :)

So here's the mail entry...enjoy! Its entitled:

S'porean vs Briton

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS

Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want
in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets
for you.
S'pore: No Stock.

RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
S'pore: Hello, who page?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY .
Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
S'pore: S-kews

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
S'pore: No-need, lah.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to
enter through this door?
S'pore: (pointing the door) can ar?

WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
S'pore: Don't be shy, lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
S'pore: Where got? or Got Meh?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
:S'pore Dowan la...

IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're
coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
S'pore: You mad, ah?

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying
to concentrate over here.
S'pore: Shut up lah! or Diam!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time.. Do I know you?
S'pore: See what, see what? or Kwa Si Mi?

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
S'pore: Die-lah!!

WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
S'pore: Wat happen Why like that.... ??

WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let me show you,
S'pore: Like that also don't know how to do!!!!

WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me
S'pore: Celaka u!

WHEN ONE IS STATING THE OBVIOUS

Britons: I think that is the correct answer to your questions.

S'pore: Aber then!

WHEN AN ACTION IS GOING TO LAND YOU IN TROUBLE

Britons: This will surely be against the law and could lead to criminal impeachment

S'pore: Never Die Before is it?

WHEN ONE IS CAUGHT WASTING TIME

Britons: Excuse me but I think you are wasting valuable time by READING THIS EMAIL!

S'pore: EAT SNAKE IS IT?..........!

If anyone is offended by this. my apologies. but. its rather amusing to me...heh...:)