knock knocks and riddles

today in class i suddenly had the urge for someone to share with me knock knock jokes...so being a loser fun loving person i went online to search for some fun ones to share with ya all!!:D knock knock readups. just in case your a loser like me and would like to read :P

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Knock knocks

Knock, knock! Who's there? Beets. Beets who? Beets me. (Beats me.)
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Knock, knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who? (Boo-hoo!) Don't cry; it's only a knock-knock joke. .... Knock, knock! Who's there? Atch. Atch who? God bless you! (referring to sneezing sound, as in, "Achoo!").
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Knock, knock! Who's there? Iam Iam who? Sorry, I don't know who you are.
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Riddle time. answers below.

.... 1.What flowers do you always wear? ... 2.what month has 28 days? ... 3.what city has no people? ... 4.what do sea monsters eat?

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5. What is so fragile that by saying its name you can break it?
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answers time.

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1.ans: tulips! (two lips)
2.ans: all of the months
3.ans: electricity!
4.ans. fish and ships
5. silence

till next time peeps..:) take care! be a good human!