those funny photographers.

lilaLienations: o. it's a cliche question that calls for a cliche answer...if only people can mind read. i was in the library reading about the chinese culture earlier, "when they say 'no' initially don't always take their word for it, read their body language, usually they do not mean so, but it would be rude to impose the other party with their thoughts or gestures." does anyone know how to read my real nos and yes? haa. if i try i can read my buddies yes and nos for real sometime.i think.:P seesh. this chinese culture. haha...
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Psst. You, ya ya. you there. Wanna know how to take the most most most awesome photos?

Seiously. I tell you its easy.
It's all in the photographer's pose.
i'm going to share with you how.
nono. of course i don't mean me, i'm far from pro, don't take it from me.....

let me share with you how the pros do it......
get ready.
take out your pen and paper to learn from the experts.
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It's all in the pose i tell you. Go low low low low.
Bend your knees if you gotta!
Give yourself stability as you bend.
See? Tripods are also open wide for that stability!

Don't be afraid to get on the ground.

It gives that special angle. ask the pros. :P
Don't worry. Nobody is going look at you like a weirdo when they walk past.
ya right.
say cheeseeee!

if low doesn't work. don't worry don't worry.
go up high! climb on your partners back!:D
as they say the best views are when you are at the top of the world!
Try trees! Their the professional paparazzi tries!
For paparazzis! Wear khaki colours! It will make good camouflage!
Make friends with mr spidey man...then you can climb on the wall for a good shot!


no? highs and lows still not working for you?
non?

no worries. there are still other tricks!;D

get as close to the subject as possible.
close in. don't forget to camouflage!
there was don't be afraid to lie on the dirty floor,
now theres also don't be afraid of getting wet!
remember. the camera doesn't like the wet weather.

since we're half way through...why not look at all the tips right?;P

let's try the alternative methods.
i think he can call this 'through the peephole'
skills strictly for paparazzi's wannabe.

or try the 'hey! invisible buddy next to me, check out if this angle is good!'
another version of the same skill!
unless wearing dive gear...it's strictly for the pros with big lung capacity.
sometimes waiting for that shot is just soo boring, bring more friends to stalk together.
why limit to just one?the more the merrier right?!

Hope the tips were useful to all!:D
wahahahaha. :p
I saw the original photos here**
lol-ed all the way and thought it was a must share.....:P
if you didn't get it, all the above was pure sarcasm...*though i think it's quite true, i do most of those funny looking photos to get some of the shots i want too!*opps. :p

but i think these last two pics just takes home the cake....
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I have half a bed full of presents for all the birthday 'kids' this month or those i still haven't gotten down to getting their presents cause i was busy past few weeks...:P opps....such a awesome sight! wanna take a pic to show all....but then it would spoil the surprise to those who haven't receive the pressies yet......wasted. :p
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Hope you all had a good laugh!
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enjoy your weekend.
be a nice human!